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http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2738494
From PFT another take.
This was like Randy Moss, higher than a fucking kite, driving the worng way down a one way, with a parking enforcement agent on the hood, with a big friggin blunt. "Its not mine" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMETHING SMELLS ABOUT VICK "EXONERATION"
We were shocked, but not surprised, by Chris Mortensen's report that
Michael Vick will be exonerated
for the incident involving a water bottle with a secret compartment and a pungent smell and a small brown particle that most likely wasn't a booger.
Vick, who did not publicly proclaim his innocence, likely (in our opinion) purchased a high-priced lawyer who pressured the powers-that-be in Miami into dropping the matter. The tactics likely (in our opinion) included a passionate plea regarding the difficulty of proving beyond a reasonable doubt that the bottle fished out of a recycling been by a TSA worker was the same bottle Vick had tossed in there, and maybe a thinly-veiled threat or two that the lawyer would start suing people into the Stone Age if the matter didn't go away quickly.
And that's where the report isn't completely clear. Was the contention that the bottle with a secret compartment didn't belong to Vick, or was it that the bottle with the secret compartment was Vick's, but that it didn't have any marijuana in it?
If it's the latter, it hardly means that Vick is clean. Why would he even own a water bottle with a secret compartment if he wasn't going to stick stuff in it that he shouldn't have in the first place?
And if it was Vick's bottle, look for Vick to still be in hot water with the Falcons.
Meanwhile, check out this
hilarious segment from
Saturday Night Live
regarding the Vick ordeal. It's not quite "D--k In A Box" material, but it's funny nonetheless.
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