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**MattJargin** · 03-26-2006, 08:00 AM

A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with. Well, I don't want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too. The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes. Little Bear says no. . .
I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody.

There was a lions fan with a really crappy seat at ford field. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself 'what a waste' he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, 'Is this seat taken?' The man replied, 'This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big lionss fan.' The other man replied,' I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?' The man replied, 'They're all at the funeral.'

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Packer fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Packer fans too.
Not knowing what a Packer fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Packer fan" he retorts."Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?""I'm a proud lions fan!" boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a lions fan.Well, my Dad and Mom are lions fans, so I'm a lions fan too, he responds.The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"Johnny smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Packer's fan."

03-26-2006, 08:00 AM	#2
MattJargin Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	football jokes A little Bear is at his custody hearing. The judge asks the little bear whom he wants to live with. Well, I don't want to live with Mamma bear, she beats me. And I do not want to live with Papa Bear, he beats me too. The Judge asks little bear if he has any relatives whom he likes. Little Bear says no. . . I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don't beat anybody. There was a lions fan with a really crappy seat at ford field. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself 'what a waste' he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, 'Is this seat taken?' The man replied, 'This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big lionss fan.' The other man replied,' I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?' The man replied, 'They're all at the funeral.' A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Packer fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Packer fans too. Not knowing what a Packer fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd.The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Packer fan" he retorts."Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?""I'm a proud lions fan!" boasts the little boy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a lions fan.Well, my Dad and Mom are lions fans, so I'm a lions fan too, he responds.The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"Johnny smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Packer's fan."
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