THat stuff will never happen! The Vikes will start 6-0 but............. Daunte will throw 19 TD's by week 6, but have elbow tendonitis from doing that stupid arm roll every time the Vikes score, and be out for the year. Mike Bennet will spike the ball after a TD celebration in week 4, and the ball will bounce back up savagely dislocating Bennet's kneecap, and he's out for the year. And Moss will just be Moss, and do SOMETHING to be on ESPNews every day for 4 weeks straight. And Tice is going to accidentally swallow a pencil, get lead poisoning, and go retarded. (Waitaminit, that would actually HELP you guys, right?) (FYI, that was all meant to be HUMOROUS, and in good fun, ok?)