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**eCw56dzY** · 05-23-2006, 08:00 AM

Alright I'll ante up my $.02 worth.

10. Chris Berman will be insufferable 12 seconds into NFL Gameday.
9. Michael Irvin will make Deiion Sanders sound like Walter Cronkite.
8. Shannon Sharpe will be just as insipid as his brother, Sterling.
7. Pat Summerall will look for Tom Brookshire for analysis . . . and a martini.
6. ABC will lose Monday Night Football in the new television contracts.
5. Just once, Cris Carter will put on a rubber nose and glasses (minus eyebrows) & do a Groucho Marx imitation.
4. John Madden will be seen grazing . . .in the horse trailer.
3. Somebody will finally hit Boomer Esiason with that snowball.
2. Nobody will miss Eric Dickerson.
1. Al Michaels will reference over/unders earlier and earlier in the game.

Okay, nobody ever said anything about parameters. You guys handle the teams, I'll handle the media.

05-23-2006, 08:00 AM	#32
eCw56dzY Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 400 Senior Member	Alright I'll ante up my $.02 worth. 10. Chris Berman will be insufferable 12 seconds into NFL Gameday. 9. Michael Irvin will make Deiion Sanders sound like Walter Cronkite. 8. Shannon Sharpe will be just as insipid as his brother, Sterling. 7. Pat Summerall will look for Tom Brookshire for analysis . . . and a martini. 6. ABC will lose Monday Night Football in the new television contracts. 5. Just once, Cris Carter will put on a rubber nose and glasses (minus eyebrows) & do a Groucho Marx imitation. 4. John Madden will be seen grazing . . .in the horse trailer. 3. Somebody will finally hit Boomer Esiason with that snowball. 2. Nobody will miss Eric Dickerson. 1. Al Michaels will reference over/unders earlier and earlier in the game. Okay, nobody ever said anything about parameters. You guys handle the teams, I'll handle the media.
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