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**BodeOmissemia** · 05-29-2006, 08:00 AM

The cheerleaders could be the trophy wives...or you could just go to the eagles locker room, if they still have the peep holes.

Two immediate thoughts:

1) If I sit there, how much does a lap-dance from a cheerleader cost?

2) Figuring that 'on-field' means actually on the sidelines, what are the odds that a player at some point comes crashing into the box? Wouldn't that be the ultimate NFL experience - having RayRay lay you out?

One more thought: At what point does the NFL offer the unique experience of allowing a fan to ride that damn zip-cam thing that they have floating over the field? THAT would be the ultimate seat...

05-29-2006, 08:00 AM	#11
BodeOmissemia Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	The cheerleaders could be the trophy wives...or you could just go to the eagles locker room, if they still have the peep holes. Two immediate thoughts: 1) If I sit there, how much does a lap-dance from a cheerleader cost? 2) Figuring that 'on-field' means actually on the sidelines, what are the odds that a player at some point comes crashing into the box? Wouldn't that be the ultimate NFL experience - having RayRay lay you out? One more thought: At what point does the NFL offer the unique experience of allowing a fan to ride that damn zip-cam thing that they have floating over the field? THAT would be the ultimate seat...
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