DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate - View Single Post

**Shark&Nike** · 10-24-2009, 03:26 AM

Golfer: "This is the worst golf course I ever played."
Caddie: "This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that over an hour ago"

Golfer: "Well, I've never played this badly before"
Caddie: "I didn't realize that you had played before, sir"

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It is annoying."
Caddie: "This isn't a watch, sir. It is a compass."

10-24-2009, 03:26 AM	#4
Shark&Nike Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 463 Senior Member	Golfer: "This is the worst golf course I ever played." Caddie: "This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that over an hour ago" Golfer: "Well, I've never played this badly before" Caddie: "I didn't realize that you had played before, sir" Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It is annoying." Caddie: "This isn't a watch, sir. It is a compass."
	Quote