But I would argue that even if they had a female version of Tiger Woods -- an American born version, even -- that the LPGA still isn't going to be that popular. The majority of people watching sports are men. The majority of men are only going to tune into women's sports if the girls are hot. Women's tennis has stayed relevant because they constantly have younger, hotter chicks in skimpy outfits coming into the game. Women's sports are a joke to most people that watch sports. And I press the issue again -- what happens when this female version of Tiger Woods decides to get married and have 3 kids? She misses all or big portions of 3 seasons in the middle of her prime.