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**Bigroza** · 12-31-2011, 08:24 AM

I would do the Star Wars universe a solid, and I would remake episode I.

Spoiler alert: Jar Jar dies.

More like Jar Jar and the Gungans just plain don't exist. Why not more on Kashyyk, and make Chewbacca a major character? The Clone Wars should have taken place in Episode I, Anakin should have been a teenager already, just as much a whiny punk-ass as Luke was. Should've been about smacking him into shape amidst a civil war, forget the Trade Federation and their Battle Droids.

Let's just count the prequel trilogy as one movie... then we could re-cast Anakin with someone with more charisma than a wood plank and completely revamp the stupid love scenes in Attack of the Clones, and add more Mace Windu and Yoda lightsaber battles.

Maul and Dookie should have been one character. You're right, the entire love story was completely unbelievable, as was the duel between Anakin and Kenobi, and the whole reason Anakin fell. Puh-lease. The only saving grace there was Anakin slaughtering Sandpeople for killing his mom. That I could buy.

12-31-2011, 08:24 AM	#18
Bigroza Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	I would do the Star Wars universe a solid, and I would remake episode I. Spoiler alert: Jar Jar dies. More like Jar Jar and the Gungans just plain don't exist. Why not more on Kashyyk, and make Chewbacca a major character? The Clone Wars should have taken place in Episode I, Anakin should have been a teenager already, just as much a whiny punk-ass as Luke was. Should've been about smacking him into shape amidst a civil war, forget the Trade Federation and their Battle Droids. Let's just count the prequel trilogy as one movie... then we could re-cast Anakin with someone with more charisma than a wood plank and completely revamp the stupid love scenes in Attack of the Clones, and add more Mace Windu and Yoda lightsaber battles. Maul and Dookie should have been one character. You're right, the entire love story was completely unbelievable, as was the duel between Anakin and Kenobi, and the whole reason Anakin fell. Puh-lease. The only saving grace there was Anakin slaughtering Sandpeople for killing his mom. That I could buy.
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