This is the kind of grammatical incoherence that leads liberals to the must stupefyingly absurd interpretations of the the Constitution. Neither Guiliani or McCain has ever had multiple wives. They have never had more than ONE wife and EX-Wives. Does the United States have four Presidents? No, we have ONE President and three FORMER Presidents. But I do understand that liberals seldom allow proper grammar and meaning of words to get in the way of what they want politically (as evidenced by their black is white, white is black, up is down and down is up approach to interpreting the Constituition). And that may not fit on a bumber sticker but how about: Marriage = (One man + One Woman)x(however many fat interns you can find)