[Krruqgwt]

It's called 'willed puppethood'. Also known as 'howdydoodyism'. Look at me. I can make friends and influence people with my presentation skllls and my plastic mannerisms. I've spent years in front of a mirror imprinting this smile onto my brain, so that I can recreate it precisely for any occasion that will promote my career. Looks spontaneous, doesn't it? That's because I don't know how to smile any other way. And the words that come out of my mouth got there through the teleprompter. Do you like the cadence in my speech? I've had extensive training in neurolinguistic programming. What you should be paying attention to is that I'm a nice guy, somebody you could get along with and be friends with, even though I claim the right (and have the power) to have you assassinated for any or no reason at all. Wouldn't you just like to know who's pulling my strings? If I told you, it'd all be over for me. So try to stay focused on the smile, and I won't let you down.


Hatha