Come on guys, keep it respectful.
Maybe if those big ol' gross hairy guys had tentacles? For us dudes, how do we grow tentacles? I'm thinking this tentacle fantasy might be fun to explore with a hot babe. I'm pretty open minded...yes, tentacles through me off a bit, but I'm game. Tentacle City...let's bring it. Think Ximmy likes tentacles?
You said yourself you wouldn't meet anyone from this forum in person.