Come on up. Love to have ya. I'll guarantee all the work in the sunshine you can stand, bring your ripped jeans, paint clothes, and perhaps my dancing bikini girl neighbor will be up on deck dancing, gettin' a tan. It's a million dollar view, and the local pub everyone knows your name. If we go there on a thursday, there's a pirate band, singing sea chanties that'll wake the sailor in anyone. There's a grill on the taffrail, and all the beer you can drink onboard. One of my neighbors told me today, living onboard, is like a permanent vacation. It really does. I'm on vacation, folks, permanently.