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**Cheaperisdeeper** · 11-19-2011, 01:36 AM

My brother and I ran to Costco this afternoon. I had this guy who was coming at me from the opposite direction for several isles. On the first isle I politely moved my cart to the side. For the next four isles however, he never made any effort to move. Not even an inch. My brother dared me to ram his cart on the next pass and I accepted the dare. Fortunatley for him, his wife dragged him to the center of the store.

Yes here we have the infamous clueless shopping carter.

They are most frequently found in supermarkets, with shopping carts in the middle of the aisle, drooling on their shoes while they stare blankly at soup cans for 15 mins. taking breaks only to pick the underwear out of their butt cracks.

11-19-2011, 01:36 AM	#12
Cheaperisdeeper Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 555 Senior Member	My brother and I ran to Costco this afternoon. I had this guy who was coming at me from the opposite direction for several isles. On the first isle I politely moved my cart to the side. For the next four isles however, he never made any effort to move. Not even an inch. My brother dared me to ram his cart on the next pass and I accepted the dare. Fortunatley for him, his wife dragged him to the center of the store. Yes here we have the infamous clueless shopping carter. They are most frequently found in supermarkets, with shopping carts in the middle of the aisle, drooling on their shoes while they stare blankly at soup cans for 15 mins. taking breaks only to pick the underwear out of their butt cracks.
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