[onelovemp]

My cat is the only one with a clue

i suppose chickens and other farm animals can be trained to lead someone to a mass of metal.

you just need to feed them there.

then they will go there and look up at you with the chicken version of "where's my food" look that a dog gives you. in a chicken's case, this happens to be - squawking very loudly when they think they have run out of food.


of course, for our members, this may mean putting on scuba gear and tying fish to your boat wreck. then you just tell your heirs, "follow the seals".

that would make a very short will.


speaking of wills, i was talking about the subject of death with my mother the other day. what brought the subject up was the accounting of Steve Jobs' death. he was sort of awake when he died, i mean, no Alzheimer's. he said "oh wow oh wow oh wow", his sister said. probably not in pain.

so i was wondering, what is a better way to go - awake like that, or in a fog, like when someone has Alzheimer's.

i suppose i could understand why the Eskimo's & Indians do the "go away and die on an ice flow". they can feel themselves slipping, like when you can feel you are about to pass out.