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Perfect equilibrium seems to be a myth...

This one's for Ximmy.
Notice how the penis hangs in perfect equilibrium to the mans lower cortex? This is important for a proper foreward thrust pendulum effect.

Does your penis hang to your left or right?
And does it match your handedness?

by: Anonymous replies 17 04/17/2011 @ 11:56AM
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Mushroom caps don't really hang at all.

by: Russell Brand reply 1 04/17/2011 @ 11:58AM
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Men goes straight down the middle with a slight (very slight) slant to the right. I'm left handed.

by: Anonymous reply 2 04/17/2011 @ 12:04PM
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When I'm soft, it hangs straight down the middle with no sway to the right or left. When I'm hard, it's pretty much the same with just an ever so slight favoring to the left.

by: Anonymous reply 3 04/17/2011 @ 03:37PM
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Bent dick bastards, the lot of you!

by: Anonymous reply 4 04/17/2011 @ 03:39PM
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Slightly to the left, both soft and hard.

I wonder if some kooky astrologist has made any correlations between penis angles and personality charts.

"Let me read your genitals..."

by: Anonymous reply 5 04/17/2011 @ 03:41PM
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Yep, mine's bent down, too, centered. It looks much like this NSFW pic:

[see offsite link on www.ratemydick.org]

by: Anonymous reply 6 04/17/2011 @ 03:42PM
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The dicks that bend downward in the center when hard are ergonomically the easiest to deep throat because it contours to the natural shape of the human throat.

by: Anonymous reply 7 04/17/2011 @ 03:58PM
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To the left.

by: Anonymous reply 8 04/17/2011 @ 04:21PM
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To the left, to the left!

by: Sasha Fierce reply 9 04/17/2011 @ 04:46PM
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If penises hang at all, it is mostly to the the left because your left ball also hangs lower than the right one so the weight of your left ball causes your penis also hang to the left.

by: Anonymous reply 10 04/17/2011 @ 04:59PM
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the image on ratemydick is my dick!

by: OP of penis photo reply 11 09/25/2011 @ 04:39PM
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The only thing straight about me is my hot uncut penis.

by: Anonymous reply 12 09/25/2011 @ 04:45PM
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neither, though I usually dress it left in boxers or commando and i'm right handed.

by: Anonymous reply 13 09/25/2011 @ 04:47PM
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Left. I'm right-handed. Did compulsive masturbation cause this?

by: Anonymous reply 14 09/25/2011 @ 05:02PM
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To the right. Im right handed, but I only jerk with my left. Im fucked up.

by: Anonymous reply 15 09/25/2011 @ 05:08PM
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Mine leans to the left.

by: Bill Clinton reply 16 09/25/2011 @ 05:24PM
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To the left and I'm right-handed.

Most people have one side that is taller/longer than the other and thus, a curve would go toward the shorter side.

I was under the impression that the larger side is the more dominant so it would stand to reason that a cock hangs to the side opposite of you "handedness". I wouldn't swear to that though.

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