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**jokiruss** · 12-16-2005, 04:09 AM

I created the account "Ebbetts". Yes, Ebbetts is me. My plan involved deep cover. Ingratiate myself with the Conservative Illuminati on the board..you know, all the "beautiful" people with the big, powerful point scores. "The friends of Idnew", I called them.

It began well enough. After I began posting as the morbidly obese right winger, I began getting positive votes, with encouraging comments such as "Just jump right in and give those liberals hell". The plan was to build up a giant point score. Then when the Illuminati were least expecting it, I would go on a negative voting spree that would make the St. Valentine's Day massacre look like a game of Duck Duck Goose Goose. Bring 'em all down at once, while voting all my liberal compatriots up, effectively transferring power away from the corrupt and into to hands of those who deserved it. It was to be a coup of epic proportions. I knew the risk. I also knew I would be found out eventually, but I didn't care. I wanted to go down in flames while doing something for the greater good. Some call me a martyr...but all I really wanted was cold, sweet justice.

But now my cover has been blown (this thread, post #5). It was blown by--of all people--"MetalRipper666". Little head-banging wanna-be Satanic rock and roller. Son of Beavis. Or maybe Butthead. Take your pick. How did this little runt newbie know about Ebbetts? Obviously someone on the inside passed him the information. Someone with access to everyone's IP numbers. Someone who for some reason considered the info important enough to pass along to whiny little runt boy, but not important enough to pass along to me. Why? Who could this be? And what other secret information is being passed around to other "friends" of those on the inside?

This place is looking less like a message board and more like a slaughter house. And I feel like if I stay around here any longer I'll be chicken fried steak on somebody's dinner plate before too long. It's not pretty. Politics aren't pretty. Chicken fried steak? Not pretty, but tasty. Why does this matter? I don't know. I just need to lick my wounds. Something my cat taught me.

12-16-2005, 04:09 AM	#1
jokiruss Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 394 Senior Member	Tigsnort's confession I created the account "Ebbetts". Yes, Ebbetts is me. My plan involved deep cover. Ingratiate myself with the Conservative Illuminati on the board..you know, all the "beautiful" people with the big, powerful point scores. "The friends of Idnew", I called them. It began well enough. After I began posting as the morbidly obese right winger, I began getting positive votes, with encouraging comments such as "Just jump right in and give those liberals hell". The plan was to build up a giant point score. Then when the Illuminati were least expecting it, I would go on a negative voting spree that would make the St. Valentine's Day massacre look like a game of Duck Duck Goose Goose. Bring 'em all down at once, while voting all my liberal compatriots up, effectively transferring power away from the corrupt and into to hands of those who deserved it. It was to be a coup of epic proportions. I knew the risk. I also knew I would be found out eventually, but I didn't care. I wanted to go down in flames while doing something for the greater good. Some call me a martyr...but all I really wanted was cold, sweet justice. But now my cover has been blown (this thread, post #5). It was blown by--of all people--"MetalRipper666". Little head-banging wanna-be Satanic rock and roller. Son of Beavis. Or maybe Butthead. Take your pick. How did this little runt newbie know about Ebbetts? Obviously someone on the inside passed him the information. Someone with access to everyone's IP numbers. Someone who for some reason considered the info important enough to pass along to whiny little runt boy, but not important enough to pass along to me. Why? Who could this be? And what other secret information is being passed around to other "friends" of those on the inside? This place is looking less like a message board and more like a slaughter house. And I feel like if I stay around here any longer I'll be chicken fried steak on somebody's dinner plate before too long. It's not pretty. Politics aren't pretty. Chicken fried steak? Not pretty, but tasty. Why does this matter? I don't know. I just need to lick my wounds. Something my cat taught me.
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