[Peapeuddedbaw]

I know we're taking a pretty serious left turn here Allan, but in the words of one Jim Ignatowski -

'I understand why an orange is called and orange, but why isn't an apple called a red? I mean I understand blueberries, but SOMEBODY explain gooseberries!'

Which goes hand in hand with the Ukrainian addage which is as follows: 'If a pig in a pen's called a poke - why then is a poke in the ass called a goose?'

Just a couple thoughts for the day.