[irrehoobe]

'I understand why an orange is called and orange, but why isn't an apple called a red? I mean I understand blueberries, but SOMEBODY explain gooseberries!'

Which goes hand in hand with the Ukrainian addage which is as follows: 'If a pig in a pen's called a poke - why then is a poke in the ass called a goose?'


It also reminds me of resident social analyst Ross Taggart's pondering..."It's too bad they didn't put a deer on our dollar coin instead of a loon...then instead of a looney we could of called it 'a buck' ".
Very good Ross.

Here's another one of my favorite Taggart-isms...
Q. What does Elmar Fudd do when he takes his clothes out of the washer?




A. Phil Dwyer