[avaiftBoara]

Hey Legs,
How's the Old Dog?

Yup - I like it.

Cracker was also cool for you, but the pet-plus-ma model reconstituted my own identity into "Fluffy Lazzerini".

And I couldn't bear it.

Perhaps I am oversensitive to gin-soaked memories of a performing poodle at a popular transvestite bar in the South of France, but "Fluffy" doesn't quite carry the ring of true blues credibility. Does it?

Crippled Parker, now...
Insignificant but authentic.
And the limp comes real easy.

CP