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No, Bernie isn't really that short. He's shorter!

He has an assistant that follows him around with a milk crate for him to stand on during interviews. If any photographer takes a photo of Bernie from the kness down he auomatically loses his accreditiation.

Slander and libel. Not true at all.

All people who come close to benie are so awe struck that they immediately go to their knees.

And you should be more appreciative and repectful as well , if you knew how difficult it is to spend your life walking around on painter's stilts hidden underneath the legs of your pants