Hey! Now THAT is a lazy persons ideal dog to exercise. You just have to throw the ball once or twice and she exercises herself! If I don't throw the ball immediately upon it's return, and can ignore the screaming that ensues, he'll eventually quiet down and settle for destroying whatever expensive fetch object was thrown! I will trade you any day for Amy's low key fetch skillz!!! On topic! Do you think the woman honestly meant the dog attacks kids, or just jumps on them or something? Stay away from wherever she walks her dog!