[Indian Butt Magic]

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." -Christopher Morley

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andy Rooney

"You can run with the big dogs, or you can sit on the porch and bark." -Wallace Arnold

"It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up." -P.G. Wodenhouse

"My little dog--a heartbeat at my feet." -Edith Wharton