[avaiftBoara]

hahahaha....oh man, i think karma will kick my ass for this one, but you decide.

so, some of you remember the problem i've been having with that elderly man that lives behind my house...yeah, the one that HATES simon and messes with him whenever he sees him outside. on my part, my training with simon has gone sooo well...you'd all be so proud...even with the new neighbors pit too. he's responding straight off to commands no question and ignoring the other party. problem is... this guy is dead set on either pissing me and simon off or potentially killing him. i'm not quite sure, but i know he's accomplishing at least one of those things. i always show respect to older people. that's how i was raised. but this guy....holy crap! he has constructed... i swear...some kind of trident looking spear thing out of a branch about 8 feet long. i try not to let simon out when the old dude is out, but this guy will literally wait allllll freakin' day...even in the rain, for me to let him out. i actually think he's sorta... you know... senile or something. but so i have to let simon go outside....he's a dog, for crying out loud. this jackass, charges the fence with his homemade "weapon" if you will screaming at my dog!!!! so, what do i do? go totally batshit on him. first i commanded simon inside, which he high-tailed it fast, b/c he knew i was pissed. and me... 5'3" went off on this guy. i know it's bad, b/c he's like in his 80's, but he's been at this for so long now and no civil conversation has worked with him. so, i'm screaming at him and telling him he better never even look at my dog again....blah blah... i called him "old man" (omg...my family would be so embarrassed). i told him i was sick of his sh*t and so forth. no, it gets worse.... my b/f comes home. same day.... later that evening. old dude does this a second time... except my b/f sees it this time. and his reaction... oh about 5 billion times worse. he actually told the old man he was a miserable person who liked picking on our dog and asked if he had a grandson he could send over so my b/f could kick his ass...LMAO..ok... that's not funny, but kind of... and then he said the worst thing... cause the man kept muttering things about simon being one of "those dogs".... so then my b/f said verbatim "you're just a mean old bastard who hates his life and hates everything around him and is gonna die soon." yeah, he said it. we're always SOOOO respectful of older people and my b/f more than me even... i mean his grandparents were his world. so... i guess really... does age count when you're defending your "babies." remember... the guy did make some kind of weapon to jab simon thru the fence.... okay... let me have it. i know i probably did real bad... along with mr. motormouth.