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I live in NYC which in so many ways is the grossest place on earth. ONe night I'm walking Demo to a schoolyard playground to cut him loose in a fenced in area. I see a homeless man sleeping on a bench in the area I intend to play with Demo. So I go over to another area with a bunch of playground slides and what-not. I unleash Demo, who runs around and hones in on one spot. I immediately recognize that he's spotted something to eat and hauled ass over to him. Sure enough he's eating somehting so I I open his mouth to scoop out whatever it is, expecting a chicken bone or some form of discarded food.

Nope. It's mushy, and right away I can smell a disgusting odor. I instinctively smell my hand (it was dark) It smelled like turd, and it wasn't animal turd. I almost puked right there. I was so pissed at him. I got him home right away and washed my hand a million times. It was homeless man turd that he was eating. I talked to a friend who was a vet about it the next day and they reafirmed my worst nightmare. The high sugar content in the turd from booze makes the human turd rather paletable to a dog.


ONly in NY, my friends. ONly in NY.