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**Tjfyojlg** · 09-30-2012, 10:01 AM

If a player tees off from more than one club length behind the tee area, the player receives a one-stroke penalty and has to forfeit his car to the state
A three-shot penalty will be issued to anyone caught enjoying themselves
A ball at rest should not be disturbed, as it is sleeping
Players must finally give up search for ball after 72 hours
If a player is caught beating his wife or kids with his golf clubs, he takes a two-stroke penalty
Partners may share clubs, but not during the same swing
Your little sister gets to pick the red ball if you got to play with the red ball last time
Putter may be used like a pool cue to crack up other golfers only once per round; after that the joke gets old and the player should come up with something else
Players will be disqualified for using full-sized pencil on scorecard

09-30-2012, 10:01 AM	#21
Tjfyojlg Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 405 Senior Member	If a player tees off from more than one club length behind the tee area, the player receives a one-stroke penalty and has to forfeit his car to the state A three-shot penalty will be issued to anyone caught enjoying themselves A ball at rest should not be disturbed, as it is sleeping Players must finally give up search for ball after 72 hours If a player is caught beating his wife or kids with his golf clubs, he takes a two-stroke penalty Partners may share clubs, but not during the same swing Your little sister gets to pick the red ball if you got to play with the red ball last time Putter may be used like a pool cue to crack up other golfers only once per round; after that the joke gets old and the player should come up with something else Players will be disqualified for using full-sized pencil on scorecard
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