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**MannoFr** · 03-26-2012, 08:21 PM

Good topic.

This is more a philosophy with some funny quotes from a dear friend (Jim) who passed a couple years back of Kidney Cancer. Playing with our regular foursome (of a mixed skill level).
We're in the fairway and come up the ball of the worst player of our group (who is so horrendously slow we call him "The Human Rain Delay"); he takes his normal 2 or 3 practice swings stand over the ball for 20 seconds and then proceeds to hit this hozel rocket into the woods. He turns and looks at the three of us waiting and says, "Why did it do that", Jim looks at him and says, "Because you suck now get back in the cart and lets go!" It was a classic. This is the same guy who would often say with regards to his somewhat poor play, "If you're gonna suck, at least suck fast".

Needless to say it’s a good memory that we laugh about it to this day.

03-26-2012, 08:21 PM	#9
MannoFr Join Date Mar 2007 Posts 4,451 Senior Member	Good topic. This is more a philosophy with some funny quotes from a dear friend (Jim) who passed a couple years back of Kidney Cancer. Playing with our regular foursome (of a mixed skill level). We're in the fairway and come up the ball of the worst player of our group (who is so horrendously slow we call him "The Human Rain Delay"); he takes his normal 2 or 3 practice swings stand over the ball for 20 seconds and then proceeds to hit this hozel rocket into the woods. He turns and looks at the three of us waiting and says, "Why did it do that", Jim looks at him and says, "Because you suck now get back in the cart and lets go!" It was a classic. This is the same guy who would often say with regards to his somewhat poor play, "If you're gonna suck, at least suck fast". Needless to say it’s a good memory that we laugh about it to this day.
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