[tomsmuidh]

Kinda sounds dodgy to me. There has to be a reason he's not pressing charges

This almost sounds like a stupid, drunken dare that went way wrong. Then, while one guys is laying on the ground bleeding to death, the others come up with a cover story. Almost as bad as Cark Spackler cutting you hamstrings. If this really did happen like it says, I would definitely be driving to the bank to cash a giant check.