[anaisdannyxys]

This guy, Davis had played golf nearly every day since he had retired 20 years ago and was on the verge of quitting due to poor eyesight. He just couldn't find his ball anymore. His wife suggested he take her dad, who had perfect eyesight even at the age of 102 and would probably enjoy getting out. Davis agreed and following his drive on the first tee asked his father in law if he saw the ball. "Of couse I did," the old man exclaimed, "I have perfect eyesight!" "Well where did it go?" Davis asked. His father in law answered, "I don't remember"