There is one of "those" guys at my home club. Every bad shot made he tells you why, but never says anything on the good ones. With his shots, on the bad ones, you get several explanations as to what all went wrong, but it is never anything he does, as it is normally the wind, the sun, the lie, the guy mowing his yard in the next county etc. and on the good ones, he tells why it was good, every shot, everytime. He is also one of those "you should have seen me play yesterday" kind of guys. He carries as 8 handicap but no one has ever seen him break 85 as he never plays in any events, plus he never shuts up. I always said the guy has to talk in his sleep.