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I played golf one day with my grandpa and three of his buddies that he always plays golf with. From that one round I learned the following:

1. Whoever has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.
2. If you don't have a fast cart, that's fine. A foot wedge will cure anything.
3. There is no such thing as a water hazard or sand trap.
4. Any putt within 15' is "good" if you have ever made a putt from there before.
5. A quarter is a lot of money. Don't chance losing it. Only use pennies to mark
your ball.
6. If the rough is high, there are extra long tees to fix that.
7. Nobody should ever bend down to pick up a ball. That's why they make the
golf ball plunger to put on the grip end of the putter.
8. A ball retriever is considered a club. And if you can duct tape a 6' long pole
to the end of yours, you can reach further than everyone else over the
fence and get the golf balls they couldn't reach out of the yard on #12.
9. Yellow is the official color of golf balls.
10. A golf cart heater is made to be used year round because it's chilly at 6 am.

I'm ready to retire and become an "Old Man" golfer. I have never seen rounds of 113, 115, 118, 122 that turned into 81, 83, 86, and 90. I love it!