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**PlayboyAtWork** · 03-15-2010, 10:49 PM

Take him out to play a round...watch him shoot on 9 holes what you would shoot on 18. Don't forget to harass him the entire time; quoting lines from Happy Gilmore and Caddyshack work great. Some of my favorites include:

"That's a peach, hon!"
"Here's a free lesson for you..."
"Does your wife play too?"
"Somebody's closer!" (in a high-pitched Adam Sandler voice)
"You will NOT make that putt.....JACKASS!"

I can't think of any more right now...just rent the movies before you play and take notes....

03-15-2010, 10:49 PM	#19
PlayboyAtWork Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 393 Senior Member	Take him out to play a round...watch him shoot on 9 holes what you would shoot on 18. Don't forget to harass him the entire time; quoting lines from Happy Gilmore and Caddyshack work great. Some of my favorites include: "That's a peach, hon!" "Here's a free lesson for you..." "Does your wife play too?" "Somebody's closer!" (in a high-pitched Adam Sandler voice) "You will NOT make that putt.....JACKASS!" I can't think of any more right now...just rent the movies before you play and take notes....
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