[dselectronics]

We humans may think that we're masters of the universe when it comes to everything else, but golf owns us. And when we begin to think that we own golf, the Golf Gods beat us down like rented mules just to make sure we know who's boss.

Personally, I find that fixing ball marks and raking traps tends to keep the Golf Gods happy enough to leave me alone most of the time. Of course, even Golf Gods need to have some fun once in a while and that's when they look down at one of us - especially when we think that we've figured everything out and we're about to teach this game a thing or two - and they look down at one of us and they turn to one of their fellow gods and say, "Hey, watch this..."


Golf gods are weird that way.



And I absolutely meant that in a good way!

No...really...you guys are great, I mean that!


I wasn't...


I mean I...


(oh crap...)


-JP