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**Meenepek** · 12-17-2009, 02:43 AM

I'm not sure what my swing looks like, I'm too chicken to tape it.

Here's a small sampling of quotes I've heard after hitting (all with a Texas drawl):

"Boy, you couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle"

"If you were shooting for s**t, you wouldn't even get a smell!"

"That looks like a go-rilla swinging a club"

"You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, if you were inside!"

12-17-2009, 02:43 AM	#15
Meenepek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 500 Senior Member	I'm not sure what my swing looks like, I'm too chicken to tape it. Here's a small sampling of quotes I've heard after hitting (all with a Texas drawl): "Boy, you couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle" "If you were shooting for s**t, you wouldn't even get a smell!" "That looks like a go-rilla swinging a club" "You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, if you were inside!"
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