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**welihiedginly** · 06-29-2009, 11:40 PM

I've never purchased a retriever, but I won one at an event last year. It telescopes, so you can't see it, and I tend to forget it's there. Since I won it, I've never hit a ball in the water. And by saying that, I have just cursed myself for tomorrow's round.

If the golf god's heard that, you are in real trouble... You must throw 2 balls in the nearest pond, turn around 3 times, and do a ritual dance or you will regret it.

06-29-2009, 11:40 PM	#27
welihiedginly Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 508 Senior Member	I've never purchased a retriever, but I won one at an event last year. It telescopes, so you can't see it, and I tend to forget it's there. Since I won it, I've never hit a ball in the water. And by saying that, I have just cursed myself for tomorrow's round. If the golf god's heard that, you are in real trouble... You must throw 2 balls in the nearest pond, turn around 3 times, and do a ritual dance or you will regret it.
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