[ovenco]

For work yesterday, I was presenting what we call a "Lunch & Learn" meeting. Bascially you buy lunch for your customers and you give a training session on "X" products while they eat in front of you. One of my customers is this real annoying & condecending fat ass bitch. Throughtout my entire speech, I kept thinking how much I wanted to walk over to her lard ass and spray fart into her plate of food. That was my random thought for yesterday.