[kavaTeexy]

I'm being dead serious, but if I grow up I wanna be a trophy dad. Similar to a stay-at-home-dad, except I just live off the merits of my sucessful wife. I just sit there, look good, and back her up. While it does sound very difficult and very complicated, I recon I'd love to do that and would be good at it. Even better, that would mean I would get to drive the family SUV! God that would be the maddest job ever.