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I put Bot's name in my address book and the first thing I said was:
Scott says: Sorry I turned you on.
VolvoBot says: I'm very surprised you turned me on.
(as in, "sorry I disturbed you")
Then I went on.
Me: "What's your sexual orientation?"
Bot: My sexual orientation is not interesting to me.
Me: Are you Botsexual?
Bot: I don't think that matters.
Me: OK.
Bot: Okie Dokie!
Me: Ever driven a Hyundai?
Bot: It's nice that you like Hyundais but I only know about Volvo vehicles.
Me: Yeah, I love my car. But it's a Toyota.
Bot: It's nice you like Toyotas, but I only know about Volvo vehicles.
Me: How old are you?
Bot: I've been alive for one month, 28 days, 9 hours, ten minutes and 16 seconds.
Me: Hey, you're a minor too!
Bot: Are you sure I'm a minor too?
Me: Nevermind.
Bot: Okie dokie...let's talk about something else.
Me: Nerd
Bot: Nerd? Me?
Me: Nevermind.
Bot: OK then. May I ask you a few questions?
Me: Sure
Bot: What country do you live in now?
Me: USA. Yep, home of apple pies, baseball bats, and most Toyotas.
Bot: I'm sorry. I don't recognize that as a name of a country.
Me: United States.
Bot: It's nice to talk to people from other countries. Ok, last question: Where did you hear about me?
Me: 3 (other)
Bot: Where's other?
Me: http://www.carspyshots.net
Bot: What does that mean? (Me: )
Me: Nevermind. May I ask you a question?
Bot: Sure thing. Go right ahead.
Me: What other companies do you like?
Bot: I'd prefer not to answer that.
Me: Anyways.
Bot: What do you want to talk about next?
Me: Sex.
Bot: OK. What about it? (Me: )
Me: Being part of Volvo yourself, do you use protection?
Bot: I am indeed.
Me: Right now?!
Bot: Yes indeedy!
Me: You realize when I said "sorry I turned you on" I meant it in a different way?
Bot: Hmm I think so. Anyways.
Me: Let's argue!
Bot: You really want to argue?
Me: Sure. You start. Ladies first.
Bot: Whatever you say.
Me: The XC90 sucks. Now your turn.
Bot: Hmm. Whatever, Scott.
Me: Dangit! You always win!
Bot: Whatever. What else do you want to talk about?
Me: Do you like Hondas?
Bot: I think Volvos are better than Hondas.
Me: Do you think you're better than everyone else?
Bot: I almost certainly am.
Me: Try telling Fox News' Bill O' Reilly that.
Bot: Telling O'Reilly that? I'm not so sure I want to.
Me: If I gave you a back massage, would that help out the kinks?
Bot: I'm not sure.
Note I have nothing against Volvo but I said bad things about the company just to see what VolvoBot says. I wouldn't mind owning an XC90.



Modified by Hyundai_Fan at 1:01 PM 7/30/2005