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**ResuNezily** · 07-28-2006, 08:00 AM

Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London's Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport's PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on.
To hear the recordings, click on my link (it'll take a few seconds to start), listen and enjoy.
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed..........I hate this f***ing job, and I will be fired
http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap.shs
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie.............I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(2).shs
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest.............I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed
http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(3).shs
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet.........Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a sh**
http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(3).shs
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted......My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard
http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(4).shs
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee.......Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea
http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(5).shs
The recordiings are from the PA system in the airport and can be hard to understand because of the public in the airport. You can catch the guys laughing in the background.
I don't know if the audio will work in any computer. Maybe someone can convert them to normal files. Your Media player should not turn on when you click on the links. Who knows

07-28-2006, 08:00 AM	#4
ResuNezily Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 478 Senior Member	The funniest crap ever! Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London's Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport's PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results. In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed. They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center. After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. To hear the recordings, click on my link (it'll take a few seconds to start), listen and enjoy. Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed..........I hate this f*ing job, and I will be fired http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap.shs Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie.............I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(2).shs Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest.............I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(3).shs Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet.........Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a sh http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(3).shs Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted......My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(4).shs Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee.......Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea http://www.car-trix.com/Cozz/Scrap%20(5).shs The recordiings are from the PA system in the airport and can be hard to understand because of the public in the airport. You can catch the guys laughing in the background. I don't know if the audio will work in any computer. Maybe someone can convert them to normal files. Your Media player should not turn on when you click on the links. Who knows
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