[smazibummigue]

Just buy a bottle of prosecco and be done with it.

I do not want to do something boring like that, these people are my frien...

Um... wait, maybe one day when you have friends (when you remove your head from your ass so that other people can stand being around you) you will understand that doing something just to do it is worse than doing nothing at all.

PS: Yes, you are smart, we get it. Enough with the obscure references.