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**Mereebirl** · 10-13-2009, 02:03 AM

When I was in high school, a gentleman on my wrestling team earned everlasting ignominy by not being able to control his mouth. He told the entire team how, in a drunken, horny fervor the night before, unable to secure 'companionship' he had masturbated and managed to hit himself in the eye with the... ahem... product.

When it was announced that Barack Obama was receiving a Nobel Peace Prize, I dismissed it as leftist masturbation. No offense to anyone but the Nobel Committee when I say this, but that analogy seems all the more apt at this point.

10-13-2009, 02:03 AM	#19
Mereebirl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 475 Senior Member	When I was in high school, a gentleman on my wrestling team earned everlasting ignominy by not being able to control his mouth. He told the entire team how, in a drunken, horny fervor the night before, unable to secure 'companionship' he had masturbated and managed to hit himself in the eye with the... ahem... product. When it was announced that Barack Obama was receiving a Nobel Peace Prize, I dismissed it as leftist masturbation. No offense to anyone but the Nobel Committee when I say this, but that analogy seems all the more apt at this point.
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