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Old 02-20-2011, 01:34 AM   #4
vodaPlaps

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I have eaten a chunk out of a Dorset Naga for a bet when I was drunk.

I can not describe the pain I was in. But I'll try. Initially it has as nip as you bite in, you can feel a tingle on your lips and an almost fruity aftertaste. Then, the experience starts about 10 seconds later. Your throat, mouth, and cheeks start to feel like they have been blow torched from the inside out, the physical pain starts at 'very f**king painful' and rises to 'someone please remove my head and innards, I don't want to live any more'.

It went on for about literally 25 minutes, I couldn't see, all my brain could do was try it's best to hold onto what little sanity was available. I visited a void that night, pain that I've never and will never experience again. It was like childbirth on LSD.

Never......EVER.....again.
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