Because when I'm camping at the top of a mountain in 60mph winds, I'd like to know the only thing keeping me from dying is of quite good quality. I've researched this thoroughly and this is the strongest, most water proof, lightest tent money can buy. It also comes with a lifetime warranty. Poncing about like a pastel coloured fag in a T-Shirt that cost more money than most people make in a week just so you can flaunt some cringeworthy fashion label is where that makes you a c0ck. I'm amazed you can't figure that out Ralph. It's really quite simple to understand. Your skin is probably itching from the BOSS T-Shirt, they are all made in China and are actually quite cheap, it's the label you're paying through the nose for. Ever considered just getting a copy from the local market and saving some cash? You'll probably look equally as attractive.
So the epitome of double standards and hypocrisy is someone buying the best money can buy on survival equipment, when at the same time poking fun at someone spending money on vanity? Is that what you're saying? Now be careful before you say anything. Use that reactionary **** sponge inside your skull and actually think before you reply. I am 13 stone btw and just under 6ft, the ideal weight for my height, and fitter than I've ever been in my life. I am afraid the chances of my 'fat' ass falling down the mountain are about the same as your 'metrosexual' fashion sense getting you laid.