[Kemapreedasse]

there's one question in life that I wish to have answered before I die.

and that's, at what point does a cushion become a pillow ?

When you put one under your head. Much like a rock becomes a weapon once you strike someone with it.

the other question is why do I always get skidmarks,even though I wipe thoroughly...

Because you keep digging around in your bum during the day [yes]