The problem with you island monkeys (and I say this with lots of love) is that your stereotypical views on Americans, are ironically formed by watching American TV shows, such as Jerry Springer, Geraldo, Montel, and Fox news. The phrase "I could care less" makes about as much sense to me as a 14 year-old kid dressed in burberry sweatpants, drinking a beer, smoking a cigarette, and pushing his 4 kids down the street, while shamelessly shouting profanaties at anyone who walks by. And by the way David Mitchell, they're called braces. Good god man, fix those things. You're gonna put an eye out.