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**Stoottnoiciek** · 09-01-2009, 04:23 AM

"Best joke ever" thread, and I haven't even smirked.

Maybe someone can find a funny joke here:
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=18445

http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/worldsbestjokes.htm

I liked the first one in the second link:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

09-01-2009, 04:23 AM	#64
Stoottnoiciek Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 487 Senior Member	"Best joke ever" thread, and I haven't even smirked. Maybe someone can find a funny joke here: http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=18445 http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/worldsbestjokes.htm I liked the first one in the second link: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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