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**Cd9JfGHR** · 08-18-2009, 11:27 PM

Lol after decades of blowing aliens up in movies and video games were ready to make contact!!

I had more to say, but I think that new movie "District 9" sums up how I feel about how we would treat alien life, not too much different than we treat our planet and ourselves-

LIKE GARBAGE

Therefore my message is this:

Greetings from the galaxies "back alley" inhabitants! If you swing by earth be sure to lock up your spaceship or it will end up in a chopshop and your wives/children will end up raped, murdered or sold as slaves. We are willing to trade technology, we have excellent ideas for reality shows such as " Race Swap," "Desperate Alien Housewives," "My spouse cheated with an alien!," "Backwoods alien barrel shoot" and my personal favorite " Pimp my spaceship!" Technologies we would be interested in obtaining would be: Alien plastic surgery techniques, big bombs, alien pornography, bigger bombs, Viral Videos, Alien beer and any Alien video games or graphics cards. We hope you make contact soon because the earth is so small and everything has been conquered and raped so far, we need something fresh!! Oh btw what do you think about Obama?

Edit:

40 years later, Earth recieves a message back from the aliens....

" Hello people of earth, thank you for pin-pointing your exact location, we have been recieving your garbage on our radiowaves and televisions for decades now and now that we know where you are we will do you the favor of solving your global warming, terrorism and health care issues...you should be recieving our next message shortly."

08-18-2009, 11:27 PM	#9
Cd9JfGHR Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 491 Senior Member	Lol after decades of blowing aliens up in movies and video games were ready to make contact!! I had more to say, but I think that new movie "District 9" sums up how I feel about how we would treat alien life, not too much different than we treat our planet and ourselves- LIKE GARBAGE Therefore my message is this: Greetings from the galaxies "back alley" inhabitants! If you swing by earth be sure to lock up your spaceship or it will end up in a chopshop and your wives/children will end up raped, murdered or sold as slaves. We are willing to trade technology, we have excellent ideas for reality shows such as " Race Swap," "Desperate Alien Housewives," "My spouse cheated with an alien!," "Backwoods alien barrel shoot" and my personal favorite " Pimp my spaceship!" Technologies we would be interested in obtaining would be: Alien plastic surgery techniques, big bombs, alien pornography, bigger bombs, Viral Videos, Alien beer and any Alien video games or graphics cards. We hope you make contact soon because the earth is so small and everything has been conquered and raped so far, we need something fresh!! Oh btw what do you think about Obama? Edit: 40 years later, Earth recieves a message back from the aliens.... " Hello people of earth, thank you for pin-pointing your exact location, we have been recieving your garbage on our radiowaves and televisions for decades now and now that we know where you are we will do you the favor of solving your global warming, terrorism and health care issues...you should be recieving our next message shortly."
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