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**Clilmence** · 03-31-2009, 03:47 AM

(atleast that is what they call it)
A Currywurst with Brötchen, add 1,5 million Scoville into that mix and you´re pretty mich in the middle of the agony me and my buddy went through today.

The sales lady "Have you ever done this before?
"Me, pff i eat Naga Jolokia´s for fun",.. to which the lady just jkinda gave me a WTF face (as she seriously had no f***ing clue about what i said) and vanished shortly into the kitchen,.. Evil witch like laughs were heard,..
5 minutes later she brought us the food,
a piling hot dish of wursts smothered in ****ing hot sauce with two Brötchens,..
Being the reliable idiot i am i took the first chunk,
First it was o.k, tastes rather nice, sweet test, nice wurst flavour and then in a microsecond that changed to OMFG please help me, shoot me, Argggg !!!
I then just gobble the **** up as fast as possible from there on,...
followed by a few sporadic thoughts of standing up, buying something to drink, trying to articulate like a normal human being and then loosing every contact to reallity i kinda lost it. My eyes were runng, my nose dripping, i even think i was time wise losing my eyesite and hearing,.. freaky crap tbh,..

after a hour all the main things where gone like the burning etc.
but soon feelings from the stomach, lower abdomens were killing me.
Hard tobacco if you ask me,..got a nose blead on the way bac to school,.eyesite kept falling out (blurry) but then i finally got back to work and relievied myself with a little of milk and a 0,5 l Cola,...
My stomachs still aching.

Can´t wait till we do it next week again

Anybody else up to **** like this?
Please tell me i´m not all insane on my on !!!

03-31-2009, 03:47 AM	#1
Clilmence Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 421 Senior Member	I ate Germanys hottest Currywurst today,.. (atleast that is what they call it) A Currywurst with Brötchen, add 1,5 million Scoville into that mix and you´re pretty mich in the middle of the agony me and my buddy went through today. The sales lady "Have you ever done this before? "Me, pff i eat Naga Jolokia´s for fun",.. to which the lady just jkinda gave me a WTF face (as she seriously had no f*ing clue about what i said) and vanished shortly into the kitchen,.. Evil witch like laughs were heard,.. 5 minutes later she brought us the food, a piling hot dish of wursts smothered in ing hot sauce with two Brötchens,.. Being the reliable idiot i am i took the first chunk, First it was o.k, tastes rather nice, sweet test, nice wurst flavour and then in a microsecond that changed to OMFG please help me, shoot me, Argggg !!! I then just gobble the up as fast as possible from there on,... followed by a few sporadic thoughts of standing up, buying something to drink, trying to articulate like a normal human being and then loosing every contact to reallity i kinda lost it. My eyes were runng, my nose dripping, i even think i was time wise losing my eyesite and hearing,.. freaky crap tbh,.. after a hour all the main things where gone like the burning etc. but soon feelings from the stomach, lower abdomens were killing me. Hard tobacco if you ask me,..got a nose blead on the way bac to school,.eyesite kept falling out (blurry) but then i finally got back to work and relievied myself with a little of milk and a 0,5 l Cola,... My stomachs still aching. Can´t wait till we do it next week again Anybody else up to ** like this? Please tell me i´m not all insane on my on !!!
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