[icyfreshy]

Tell them you have podophobia (fear of feet), and if they try and make you wear them they'll be in breach of your human rights and you'll sue them, seems like every other day there's some story of some nutter doing similar things so why not jump on the wagon.

I couldn't give a monkeys what my crime was you wouldn't get me wearing anyone elses boots, thats minging, I'm not a podophobe i just don't like feet and the idea of wearing someone else's footwear, Yuk