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**chootsonege** · 04-06-2008, 08:25 PM

I'm currenly browsing the Job ads as a source of amusement and came across this gem:-

Key Skills (Developer, programmer, software engineer, Support, Software, Java, C#, C++, Unix, VMS)

Excellent opportunity to enter the world of Banking Technology working for a rapidly growing player. They current seek people of graduate calibre with some commercial experience in a software development to join a team of software management technicians.

The right candidate will have experience of four of the following:
Delivery of software, Development language unimportant but Java would be good, Unix or VMS, Building GUI Installation kits, Understanding of software engineering principles, quick learn, stress resiliant, administration skills and PC literate. The successful candidate would be required to work a rotating shift pattern from 09:00 to 17:30, 13:30 to 22:00 the next week. 27-32K London!

Must have four of the following LMFAO!!!!!!!
Part of my job is supporting VMS on an Alpha mainframe and you can get £300 a day in London for that alone. Seriously, how did they write that ad and not curl up into balls of laughter?

I like the way they add PC literate to the end; Yes, I program Java and DCL script, I often roll out In house GUI's but I can't get the hang of this 'Word' application.

Spanners...

04-06-2008, 08:25 PM	#11
chootsonege Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 404 Senior Member	I'm currenly browsing the Job ads as a source of amusement and came across this gem:- Key Skills (Developer, programmer, software engineer, Support, Software, Java, C#, C++, Unix, VMS) Excellent opportunity to enter the world of Banking Technology working for a rapidly growing player. They current seek people of graduate calibre with some commercial experience in a software development to join a team of software management technicians. The right candidate will have experience of four of the following: Delivery of software, Development language unimportant but Java would be good, Unix or VMS, Building GUI Installation kits, Understanding of software engineering principles, quick learn, stress resiliant, administration skills and PC literate. The successful candidate would be required to work a rotating shift pattern from 09:00 to 17:30, 13:30 to 22:00 the next week. 27-32K London! Must have four of the following LMFAO!!!!!!! Part of my job is supporting VMS on an Alpha mainframe and you can get £300 a day in London for that alone. Seriously, how did they write that ad and not curl up into balls of laughter? I like the way they add PC literate to the end; Yes, I program Java and DCL script, I often roll out In house GUI's but I can't get the hang of this 'Word' application. Spanners...
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