[Carol]

I landed in a new city today to visit my cousin. He had written me letters saying what a bigshot he was, but it was all lies. He showed me to his flat and then left for work. Seems he is in a bit of debt. He gave me his cellphone and told me to come see him at work when i got acclimated. After an hour of watching Kat williams on the tube, i dedcided i'd visit him.

He works in a deadend job, but there was a pretty girl i met at the office. She took off and me and my cousin went to a gambling hall. While my cousing was inside, i noticed that soom goons he had mentioned where heading in to the place. I called my cousin and we got outta there.I dropped him off at work and decided i would steal a car. I scoped out a few in the neighborhood and then this corvette pulled up. I decided to just gank the car carjack style and was on my way....poor fool, he tried to grab the door and was pulled under the car, i don't think he will walk again.

Soon afterward my cousin asked me to do him a favor and pick up that pretty co-worker of his and one of her friends. Her friend Michelle is a cutie, and really dug my accent so i asked her if she would show me around town. I went to the store to buy some new clothes so i'd look chill for Michelle. When i had the clothes my cousin called saying he was in trouble... i showed up at his work and had to crack a few skulls. Afterward, i called michelle to set up a date, she sounded excited and i went to pick her up. I am new here, so she said we could go bowling. I kicked her ass, but she enjoyed the date. As soon as i got done, my cousin called again saying he was trapped by a couple of thuggs. When i got there, i figured i would deal with these three like we did back in the war in my country.

Those guys won't be messing with my cousin anymore. Felling good about our actions, my cousin and I decided to go to a strip club....nothing like boobs to calm your nerves. There were a couple of nice girls, but they all had electrician tape covering thier nips. How prudish. Feeling a bit wiley, i gave Michelle another call, and we hooked up for dinner then "hooked up" for pleasure. I am so gonna post those photos on the internet. I am not too sure about this girl though....whe is good in bed but she askes a ton of questions. I have a feeling she might work for the feds. I think she'll be a hit it and quit it. We'll see.

Anyone else have a similar day? well, time to get back to mine!